Hot Dogs and Pizza? Together?

After the seriously cool science posts of the last couple days, how about we try to gross you out now?

Hot dogs are a staple food for many of us as kids. Pizza is too. There is nothing that I like more than  scrumptious slice of pepperoni and sausage pizza. I don't care how bad it is for me.

Now Pizza Hut in the UK wants to give you both vivid tastes. AT THE SAME TIME!

We've had the Stuffed Crust pizza from the same restaurant, a pizza with gooey cheese *inside* the crust as well as on top. It was enough to make your mouth water (and then get glued shut when you took too big of a bite).

They want to give you that same experience, but with hot dogs. That's right. A hot dog stuffed crust pizza.

(Thanks to ABC News)

Doesn't that just look yummy?

And don't forget the mustard drizzle! Because really, who doesn't want a little mustard on their pizza?

Don't all raise your hands at once. I'm sure there's enough for everybody.

Is anybody else seriously grossed out by this like I am?  I love both of these foods, but I really don't want to taste them together. And who has mustard on their pizza?

Sure, all you legion of mustard-eating pizza fans, go ahead and storm the gates of my castle and show me the light, but I just can't see it.

That's not the grossest-sounding food image I've seen this week, though. That has to be the thought of Oreo cookies dipped in nacho cheese (thanks to Dan Ryckert, from Game Informer Magazine for that horrible image, and seriously, do you all see what you're missing by not being on Twitter?)

Thankfully, I couldn't find a picture of this, as I think it would truly disgust me. I am a benevolent blogger, and won't gross you out *too* much.

But Dan says it tastes great. Either he's insane (quite likely) or maybe I'm missing something?

Would you try it if it were offered to you? And would you buy a Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza?

The mind boggles.